Joomla! vs GravMUD — Up The Coconut
Bri Bri's 2010s Joomla blog P.O.S. vs GravMUD saloon — teeman-meme comparison panels, stack table, static export. MUDGRAV puts it up the coconut. Kersey-approved. BAAAAAAAHHAHA.
Frontier Publications · Team DC
Saloon Dispatches
Fork-era journalism. 2026 receipts. The awesome front page stays the expose — new heat lands here so we don't bloat and gloat on the homepage. hehe
Same Playbook. Different Blazer.
Bri Bri's Ambush Marketing how-to (19 May) vs Negative Marketing condemnation (28 May) — identical bullets, opposite moral verdict. Cover art meme. BAAAAAAAHHAHA.
Read dispatch →Lone Mamber GRAVitates!
Blogspot → Joomla! → Grav CMS. Why flat files win, why GravMUD +
Read dispatch →.muddispatches ship, FVlabs Admin2 extensions, and GetGRAV! at gravfans.live. Bri Bri can't moderate this stack. BAAAAAAAHHAHA.Not Our FAQ — Kersey Reacts
Kersey D. Wry on the forged 2006 iDigital FAQ — Joomla forum spam, Brad Baker PLZ EXPLAIN, Wanderer/Bajatz, Chrome Crew receipts. Megalextoria still hosts several copies. Not our documentation.
Read dispatch →Open Source Matters — Then WordPress Proved It Doesn't
OSM on the Joomla letterhead. WordPress third-party devs, trademark wars, and plugin-repo lockouts proved the slogan was hostage to who holds the keys. BAAAAAAAHHAHA. THE IRONY.
Read dispatch →The Varmint Who Deleted Me From Wikipedia
Ric Shreves — Miro Advocacy & PR, secret core team, host of Lamont's "20 Questions" — Wikipedia kept his article, deleted the Lone Mamber. Shoffman11 on the edit log. Shreves on the machine. MIND. BLOWN.
Read dispatch →LM Gold Nuggets
Spicy Wayback excerpts from Aug–Sep 2005 — Lamont enjoys it, secret core teams, ex-Miro staff, let's go Joomla!, Mambo on the Beach. The receipts they buried.
Read dispatch →Don't Be a Dick
Bri Bri's Rise of Negative Marketing excerpts — annotated. Don't be a dick. Cool. We wrote the playbook. He lives in the house we helped build. BAAAAAHAHA.
Read dispatch →The Chaser, The Tea Tree, and The Cad
Brad Baker gave Chief The Chaser web contract. Thursday Plantation didn't ship — Joomla! theming was too shit for the design spec. Dropped like a rock. THE CAD.
Read dispatch →Negative Marketing Has Come For You, Bri Bri
Big-Head Brian's cover art receipts — 2005/2009 accolades, the modesty stack, and Chief's point — negative marketing is old skool marketing that works. BAAAAAHAHA.
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