The Lone Mamber

GravMUD Demo · Frontier Publications · 42-Year Revival

Damo's Kid's
Party Cookbook

An illustrated kids party cookbook — written when Chief was eleven. Forty-two years later, it rises again. Confectioner. Chocolatier. FutureVision Labs in short pants, now in .mud. WordPress walked so fairy bread could run — and the answer to life, the universe, and party food is apparently still coconut on the choc crackles.

"Feed people sugar, ideas, or WordPress meetup training victims — same chef, different kitchen."
— Chief, on the through-line from Mars Bar sauce to TAE40122

Original manuscript lost to time. This .mud file is the Wayback Machine of party food. Forty-two years. Still slaps.

The canon menu — Volume 1 (age 11)

Fairy bread

White bread. Butter. Hundreds & thousands. Peak Straya diplomacy. No notes. The entry-level tribble of the buffet table.

Choc crackles (with coconut!)

Rice bubbles. Cocoa. Sugar. Golden syrup. Coconut is non-negotiable. Crunchy, sticky, party-bag energy. The fork-era of desserts.

Trifle

Layers upon layers — sponge, jelly, custard, cream, chaos. Architecture in a bowl. Same brain that later built .mud fence blocks. Eat from the bottom at your own risk.

Signature ice cream + Mars Bar sauce

THE SIGNATURE DISH. Homemade ice cream drowned in melted Mars Bar sauce. Unhinged gourmet for eleven-year-olds. Parents side-eyed. Kids canonized Chief on the spot.

Mum's strawberry jam & cream lamingtons

Classic lamingtons upgraded with strawberry jam & creamfamily IP, Mum's heritage tier. Chief brought the chaos; Mum brought the respectable showstopper that still slaps. (She also did custom kids birthday cakes — see addendum.)

Addendum — Coles, wrists, and the breadbox C64

Mum wasn't just lamingtons. She was so good at custom kids birthday cakes that Coles hired her in the mid–late 80s to make them professionally — supermarket scale, home-kitchen soul.

Poor thing developed repetitive stress injury in her wrists from the volume. She needed an operation. Coles paid out $10,000.

Mum spent $1,000 of that on my first breadbox Commodore 64 — tape deck included — plus Brian Bloodaxe and Bombjack. Party food paid for the machine that eventually shipped Grav MUD.

From fairy bread to .mud files. Mum's cakes → Coles → RSI → payout → LOAD "*",8,1. The through-line is real. <3 8)

To Mum — lamingtons, birthday cakes, and the best hardware subsidy in Wishart history.
Chief

Addendum II — Static shock and the C64C

Later on I accidentally fried my C64 and monitor — static shock off the screen. One touch. Both dead. Peak kid-meets-CRT energy.

Mum and Dad subsidized a new Commodore 64C anyway. Not because I was careful. Because they could see I was a budding coder — already hooked on LOAD "*",8,1 and not letting go.

Breadbox → lightning → C64C. First machine from Mum's cake payout; second from Mum and Dad reading the room. Family IP that scales.

To Mum and Dad — for backing the kid who blew up the monitor and kept typing.
Chief · <3 8)

Addendum III — SEUCK, ECP, and Dad's light pen

The C64C led directly to my first SEUCK game — published commercially with ECP (Electronic &amp; Computer Products — now Electronic Arts Australia).

Dad drew the title screen with a homemade light pen and Koala Paint. Mum subsidized the hardware. Dad subsidized the pixel art. Chief subsidized the shoot-'em-up chaos in Shoot-'Em-Up Construction Kit. Family studio before family studio was a thing.

The Final Attack: Resurgence — the sequel — coming soon to web, Steam, and mobile. From fairy bread to .mud to cartridges to Phaser. Same through-line. Different boss fight. (Not Grurgence. Chief has standards.)

To Dad — Koala Paint, light pen, and the title screen that made it real.
Chief · FutureVision Labs · <3 8)

Addendum IV — FutureVision Designs (1989–1992)

Then 1989–1992: I formed FutureVision Designs — a handful of demos, big dreams, teenage ambition. Never finished a commercial game though. Teen Damo could not get his head around bucket-based sprite multiplexing. The boss fight was internal. The sprites were theoretical. :P

FutureVision Designs and FutureVision Labs — same lineage, different decade. Chief and Kersey are staging a comeback soon. Bucket multiplexing optional when Phaser exists. &lt;3

Unfinished demos age like trifle — layers still worth eating.
Chief · comeback loading… · <3 :D 8)

Volume 2 — The 42-Year Revival (2026)

1984 → 2026. Eleven-year-old Damo illustrated the recipes. Fifty-three-year-old Chief ships them in Grav MUD. The universe did not ask for a deeper meaning. It got 42 anyway.

Thick Mango Tribbles — jelly at 4× concentration, poured into silicone bear molds, fridge-set. Instant gummy bears. Orange mango. Totes optimal.

Chief is buying silicone jelly bear molds. Gemzy Too gets the misshapen ones. FutureVision Labs Confectionery Division is open.

This page exists to prove Grav MUD can ship a whole cookbook from one readable spec file — hero, quote, recipe cards, manifesto — no Elementor widget #47.

GravMUD Host skeleton candidate: party-cookbook — because not every site is an expose about Brian Teeman.

Illustrations pending. Appetite ready.
Damo, age 11 — and 42 years later
FutureVision Labs · Wishart QLD · <3 8)

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